(There will eventually be a Trump Presidential library, too, although I imagine that will mostly consist of multiple video screens scrolling through his tweets.)
I just saw this photo tweeted out today, March 27, although a bit of research shows Disney World actually closed the Hall of Presidents on inauguration day in January and doesn't expect it to open again until summer. Lots to do to get the newest President added to the stage, you know. Here's some things we can expect from the Trump robot:
- Calls out FDR for being "weak" because he didn't "stand up" for things more often.
- Requests the Obama mannequin's clothing be changed to traditional Kenyan garb, except on the weekends, when it will sport golf attire.
- Slaps Lincoln on the back saying, "Hey, you were a Republican! A lot of people don't know that, you know."
- Asks Washington how he could stand working with "that bastard immigrant Hamilton," exclaiming "He's still saying bad, untrue things about me. Sad!"
- Complains about the wi-fi inside the hall, as he can't get a strong enough signal to send out tweets.
- Goes around to all the one-term presidents, pointing at each and saying, "Loser. Loser."
Meanwhile, spokespeople for Disney World say the long delay in getting Trump added to the display is mainly due to problems finding a tie long enough to be historically accurate, and plan to have Trump's mannequin located next to William Henry Harrison in the "Temporary Presidents" section of the stage.
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