Original airdate: March 12, 2006
Teleplay by: Debora Cahn (13)
Story by: Debora Cahn & Lauren Schmidt (5)
Synopsis
- New polling numbers after the San Andreo incident give a jolt of excitement to the Santos staff, while the Vinick campaign tries to change the subject. President Bartlet makes the decision to send troops into Kazakhstan, with long-term effects on whomever wins the election. Will and Kate take their relationship to another level, while Josh and Donna consider what theirs might mean. And Vinick has a cold.
An episode that begins on a couple of high notes - the polls showing the Santos campaign catching Senator Vinick in the wake of the San Andreo nuclear accident, the prospect of Irish rock star Bono meeting with Matt, not to mention Josh and Donna falling into each other's arms as the emotions swell with all the good polling news - takes on a much more sober, dramatic turn. The situation in Kazakhstan forces President Bartlet to order in American troops while Senator Vinick sees a trusted staffer fall on the sword in an effort to change the course of his campaign. All in all, it really highlights how political campaigns can find themselves at the mercy of unexpected events outside their control, particularly in the closing weeks as the election looms.
Donna: "If something had happened with us, when we were working, romantically, would that have been inappropriate?"
Will: "Wow, uh ... I'm flattered ... but --"
Donna: "Oh, no, no, no."
Will: "I'm actually seeing someone in a nonpublic and very poorly defined way."
Donna: "No, not you. I was talking about someone like you with your job in relation to me."
Will: "You're talking about Josh?"
Donna (two steps behind): "You're seeing someone?"
Will: "You're seeing Josh?"
Donna: "No."
Will: "Then who?"
Donna: "I'll tell you mine if you tell me yours."
Will: "Yours is Josh. You're not cryptic."
Donna: "And yours is ..."
Will: "Classified."
Donna: "Nothing happened with me and Josh, at all. I'm sorry. I shouldn't have brought this up. We should drop it."
Will: "Good idea. (pause) It's not inappropriate. Seeing someone. It's weird, maybe. But you'll figure it out."
Will: "I have a thing of yours."
Kate: "My Pyongyang book, good, I tore up my whole office looking for it."
Will: "It's not that."
Kate: "Really?"
Will: "Really."
Kate: "It's in a blue binder. It may not be --"
Will: "Nothing in a blue binder."
Kate: "Are you sure? I mean, picking it out --"
Will: "It's a bra."
Kate: "Oh, okay."
Will: "I put it in a padded envelope, which seemed appropriate."
Kate: "Really?"
Will: "You want it now?"
Kate: "No! No. Yes? (pause) It's in your office?"
Will: "It is."
Kate: "You keep it."
Will: "Permanently?"
Kate: "Mail it to me, your home address to my home address."
Will: "You don't think that's a little complicated?"
Kate: "It is, isn't it."
Will: "I'll hang onto it until we ..."
Kate: "Okay."
Will: "We'll get better at this."
CJ (seeing the awkwardness): "Is something weird happening?"
Will: "Nnnnnope."
CJ: "I feel like I'm the heroine in the movie who doesn't know there's a guy behind the refrigerator with an axe."
Kate: "Maybe it's the weather. People feel that way when it's ... damp."
CJ: "Thank you. Both."
(Will and Kate leave CJ's office)
Will (whispering): "We're really bad at this."
Kate (whispering): "Really bad."
Vinick: "What's this going to cost?"
President: "It depends on how long we stay."
Matt: "It doesn't matter. The first 100 days in office are the most productive of the whole term and there's no way we can extricate ourselves from something like this in three months."
Followed by:
President: "First twelve months - 70 billion."
Vinick: "I can say goodbye to my tax cut. Your education plan is certainly off the table."
So we're left with the final three weeks of the campaign, Vinick and Santos squaring off in a virtual dead heat, but both of them knowing the winner will have the military operation in Kazakhstan looming over them and their priorities throughout the years to follow. It's certainly a downer.
And even though we get the bittersweet image of Josh and Donna, yearning for each other while their plans are foiled by well-meaning friends, playing along with Billie Holiday on the soundtrack, the episode ends in the Situation Room as President Bartlet gives the order for the "invasion" (as he puts it), knowing he's doing the right thing for geopolitical reasons, yet leaving a giant mess financially and politically for his successor. For an episode that starts on such an emotional high, this is really a downer of a conclusion.
Kinda like life, right? At least in the United States in early November, 2024, know what I mean?
Tales Of Interest!
- The last appearance of John Spencer before his passing in December, 2005. You'll remember the first episode that aired after his death, Running Mates on January 8, had an opening message from Martin Sheen acknowledging his passing. This was the final episode Spencer had filmed, and this is the last shot of him in the series.
As usual, multiple reasons. The obvious one, of course, is Senator Vinick beginning to suffer from cold symptoms during the episode. We also get the chill coming over the Vinick campaign from the tightening polls, as well as the consideration of how American troops headed to Kazakhstan need to be prepared for a Central Asian winter, and the cold setting in for both candidates as they realize what will be facing them if they win the presidency.
Quotes
President: "I want to see invasion plans as soon as possible."
Hutchinson: "We wouldn't think of it as an invasion, sir, we'd call it an intervention."
President: "Show me a plan that doesn't look like an invasion and I'll call it whatever you want."
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Bruno: "The undecideds are moderates. They're not Bible thumpers. He's got to speak to their issues."
Sullivan: "What's he going to do? Suddenly pull the Arnold Vinick health care plan out of his tailpipe?"
Vinick: "Would that qualify as a miracle? They like the miracles, your people."
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Bram: "Bono called."
Ronna: "Bono?"
Josh: "Really?"
Bram: "Yeah. He's in New York this weekend, he wants to have dinner with the congressman."
Donna: "Do it!"
Bram: "We're not in New York this weekend --"
Ronna: "Change his schedule!"
Donna: "Bono wants to meet him?"
Ronna: "Does he want to perform at a rally?"
Bram: "We didn't get into specifics --"
Donna: "He doesn't have to sing, they could just talk about debt relief."
Ronna (breathlessly): "Oh, did you talk to him?!?"
Bram: "I talked to a guy named Phil."
Josh: "Okay, invite him to San Diego."
Bram: "Phil?"
Josh: "Not Phil."
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Debbie (showing Vinick and his staff into the Mural Room): "Make yourselves comfortable."
Vinick: "Thank you."
Debbie (as she turns to leave): "Not too comfortable."
Vinick: "Excuse me?"
Debbie: "Hmm?"
Vinick: "Did you ..."
Debbie: "What?"
Vinick: "Nothing."
Debbie: "If there's anything I can get you, please let me know." (exits)
Story threads, callbacks, and familiar faces (Hey, it's that guy!)
- Dean Norris (Breaking Bad, Under The Dome, The Big Bang Theory) reappears as Republican Party chairman Steve Hodder.
- Melinda McGraw (The Commish, The X-Files, The Dark Knight) makes her first appearance as GOP strategist Jane Braun.
- When Donna comes to Josh's hotel room in the morning with the polling news, we see Josh's chest ... there's no scar there (remember Josh had surgery for his serious injuries after being shot in In The Shadow Of Two Gunmen). We'll actually get a better view of his scar-free chest in a few episodes.
- And of course, the kiss between Josh and Donna (and her conversation with Will, and her attempt to get her room key to Josh) is a kind of culmination of the long-standing chemistry between the two, all the way back to Pilot (and Donna's statement, "If you were in the hospital, I wouldn't stop for red lights" in 17 People).
- Donna's conversation with Will, by the way, reminds us of earlier days in the Russell campaign, when Will and Donna seemed to be the only two people on the campaign trail who weren't young, college-age enthusiastic volunteers, and who spent a lot of time and meals together.
- There's a van for TV station WPKW seen in the background of the park scene: WPKW is a fictional TV station, and we'd actually seen a van for that station previously covering the Santos campaign in Florida in The Mommy Problem. Those call letters later were used for a TV station in the CW series The Vampire Diaries that aired between 2009 and 2017.
The WPKW news van from The Mommy Problem |
- Likewise, WBJH and WKZN (seen on other news vans) are also fictional TV stations, although both call signs have been used by radio stations in the past. WPFW is another fictional TV station, although the call letters do belong to a listener-supported "Jazz and Justice" radio station in Washington, DC.
- President Bartlet, who had been using a cane for several past episodes, particularly after his MS attack on the trip to China in In The Room and Impact Winter, hasn't been seen with that cane for quite a while. It's back here (mainly, I think, to provide Debbie with a comment about it and his official portrait).
- Will and Kate have been dancing around a flirtation ever since Drought Conditions, and it's been growing bit by bit recently (with them sharing a meal on Will's desk during the Vice Presidential debate in Running Mates). It's full-out serious now, with Kate leaving her underthings at Will's apartment.
- Josh mentions Joey (Lucas), his trusted pollster first seen in Take This Sabbath Day, and Lou (Thornton), the campaign strategist he hired in The Mommy Problem.
- The situation in the Middle Eastern nation of Qumar played a major role in Seasons 3 and 4, with President Bartlet ordering the killing of Qumari Foreign Minister Shareef in Posse Comitatus, and the fallout from that reverberating through Season 4 all the way to Zoey's kidnapping in Commencement through her rescue in The Dogs Of War. Yet, since seeing Qumar on Situation Room maps in Season 3, that country has ceased to exist on maps since that time. Still no evidence that Qumar ever existed with the quick view of the Situation Room displays here.
Qumar as it was seen in 7A WF 83429 |
- Russian President Chigorin is mentioned again. He first came to power as a moderate reformer just before Enemies Foreign And Domestic, where he signaled his intent to cooperate to shut down an Iranian heavy-water nuclear reactor, then met with President Bartlet in a summit in Finland immediately afterward. He also agreed to let the United States retrieve a secret military drone that crashed in Russian territory in Evidence Of Things Not Seen. Here he's less inclined to cooperate with the Americans given the Russian interference in the Kazakh elections.
- President Bartlet's decision to send troops into Kazakhstan kinda-sorta reminds us of the Bartlet Doctrine unveiled in Inauguration Day: Over There, when he pledged to use American political and military force to address attacks on human rights anywhere in the world. Of course, we've seen multiple situations since then where the doctrine should have been warranted (most recently in Sudan in Internal Displacement), but was never mentioned, let alone considered. Here it's less the attacks on Chinese nationals after Russian-rigged elections causing President Bartlet to act, than it is the threat of a major war between Russian and China over oil. But, still, you can trace a thread back to the Bartlet Doctrine, if you squint your eyes and turn your head a little (thanks for that, Bob Russell).
DC location shots
- None. The fountain we see in the background when Josh gets the call from President Bartlet asking - no, telling - him to bring Santos to the White House looks to be the Friends fountain on the Warner Brothers lot (which was also seen in War Crimes, when Josh and Donna turned over her diary to Cliff Calley).
The same fountain in War Crimes |
The same fountain in Friends |
They Do Exist! It's The Real Person, or Thing
- Annabeth mentions numbers from the Gallup poll; there's a little drama about trying to get the New York Times website to come up on a computer.
- Vinick says the medicine Sheila is trying to get him to drink looks like Hawaiian Punch.
- The lead singer of the Irish group U2, Bono, excites the women of the Santos campaign when they discover he's called to see if Santos would have dinner with him. Matt later tells the crowd at the rally Dave Matthews is going to come up on the stage.
- Donna says reporters from the Sacramento Bee have called with rumors about Vinick's cold; we see MSNBC coverage on TV screens.
- The medications Vicks VapoRub and Sudafed are mentioned in connection with Vinick's cold symptoms.
- While the Santos staff is in the Roosevelt Room, Bram hands out hotel keys/menus saying they're in the Marriott (there's a host of Marriott brands fairly near the White House, including the Washington Marriott Metro Center, the JW Marriott, and the Washington Marriott Capitol Hill). But, when Donna tries to leave her key for Josh later that night, the key envelope says Capitol Grand Hotel. That hotel is fictional, but it was also used in pilot of the TV series Covert Affairs, which aired on the USA Network from 2010 to 2015. Fun fact: that pilot episode was directed by Tim Matheson (who plays John Hoynes on The West Wing).
- We hear Billie Holiday singing Body and Soul over the Santos staff and the Donna attempted key handoff at the hotel.