Original airdate: November 3, 2004
Written by: Eli Attie (12)
Directed by: Christopher Misiano (21)
Synopsis
- With Leo in the hospital, the administration finds itself unfocused as it tries to patch together an international coalition for Middle East peacekeeping while dealing with a reluctant Congress that wants more tax cuts. Donna returns, and Charlie drags his feet on graduating from Georgetown. A surprising decision is made on the Chief of Staff position.
This one is kinda bizarre, and bizarre in several ways. In the midst of Leo being discovered in the forest at Camp David, suffering from a massive heart attack, and then undergoing life-saving heart surgery, we have:
Jed and Abbey head straight to the hospital, dashing back and forth from there to the afternoon ceremony signing the peace agreement and back, leaving the details of working things out with Congress and the UN to Josh, Toby, and CJ. None of which goes all that well, as they can't seem to coordinate anything without Leo to guide them ...
Toby: "Look, we're in the middle of an intersection without a traffic cop. If we want, we can run things through me."
Josh: "If we want?"
Toby: "I'm talking about a process."
Josh: "And if we want to sacrifice livestock in your name?"
Toby: "Fine. A decision-making tree."
Toby when he hears Josh's voice on the phone |
Josh and Toby also get mixed up with weird requests from some Democratic representatives, as they try to gain the votes for the tax credit plan that they promised Haffley they'd provide. One congressperson wants support for his bill to ban marriage (a stunt, really, to highlight the lack of recognition of same-sex marriages), while another wants to take executive power away from the President and turn the office into a more ceremonial monarchy.
We also get the slapstick of CJ trying to stop Josh from eating junk food - ostensibly a reaction to Leo's health problems, but more a reason for attempted laughs, I guess. CJ grabs a doughnut right out of Josh's mouth:
And later, after Josh has promised he can avoid junk food for the entire week, he's caught red-handed with a plate of brownies in the Roosevelt Room:
This is a great reaction by Brad Whitford |
None of this really pays off at all, except for Josh's line in the waiting room about "renegade Keebler elves" - in my opinion, while Bradley Whitford's playing of the plotline is pretty funny, it doesn't fit into the seriousness of the situation, especially since we're supposed to be tying this in to Leo's critical heart problems.
Brock: "Who's the new White House Chief of Staff?"
CJ (in a wisecracking '30s movie comedy tone): "I'll tell ya about him, his name's Leo McGarry, he comes out of Chicago. An unconventional choice, sure, but --"
Brock: "I thought we were off the '30s comedy."
CJ: "Leo just got off the bypass. In a few more hours he could be out of the woods."
Brock: "Hmm, then I guess those woods don't include incisional pain, chronic pain, swelling in both legs because they took grafts from both. I guess they don't include mood swings, loss of short-term memory, loss of blood supply. Because if they do, Leo won't be out of them for three or four months, and I have to ask who's the new White House Chief of Staff?"
In the meantime there's an odd private meeting between Will and the President, which upsets Toby (he still holds a grudge from Will quitting his White House speechwriting job to go work for Vice President Russell, and - like us - is probably flabbergasted that Will still hangs around the West Wing all the time and now gets face time with President Bartlet). It turns out that meeting was not about the Chief of Staff job, as Brock surmised, but was about NATO's reaction to the Middle East peacekeeping plan, as Will's dad used to be Supreme Commander of NATO forces. That little combination of facts leads CJ to the realization that while the Security Council nations are causing problems, the U.S. already has commitments of support from all the NATO countries, so she shifts gears to use that as the PR hook for the day.
We can't forget Donna! Even though Josh said she might be able to fly back "Wednesday" when he was talking to Kate at Camp David, it turns out she returns on that very day (in fact, she may have been in the air or at least on her way to the airport at the exact time Josh was telling Kate she wouldn't be back for several days). And by the next day, she's back at the White House ... not just visiting, but back at work for Josh! Remember, she just had surgery for a lung embolism a few days ago, surgery with complications that were feared to have caused brain damage.
Seems a bit harsh ... and a return to form for Josh, who seems to have forgotten that Colin chastised him only days earlier about taking a special someone for granted, and how that can end up with losing them from your life.
Josh does try, a little. He recognizes her contribution to the peace effort with one of the pens used to sign the agreement - a move that Donna truly does appreciate, even if she feels that getting blown up on the road in Gaza didn't exactly make much of a contribution to the summit.
We also have the Treasury Secretary going on TV to publicly deny the administration is considering any tax cut, Josh ranting about the President of Turkmenistan and sending him prank pizzas, and Charlie's reluctance to take his swimming test to graduate from Georgetown, because he promised the President he'd leave his position once he got his degree.
Let's move on to the big topic of our story. As Leo endures his surgery and hours on the bypass machine afterward, Jed and Abbey have some deep discussions on Leo's role and his future in the administration. What Abbey doesn't know at first, though, is what happened just before Leo suffered that heart attack.
"I fired him." "What?" |
But much in the same way Brock recognized from the press room, Abbey knows there's no way Leo can continue in his position, not right now, no matter how much guilt Jed feels.
Abbey: "You think this is your fault. It's not."
Jed: "He's my best friend. I'm not the kind of person who has best friends."
Abbey: "Because your life is your work, and so is his; your work."
Jed: "What are you trying to say?"
Abbey: "You chose this, both of you. You're running a country, for God's sake, not a treehouse."
Jed: "Well, Leo stays in the treehouse if he wants to. We'll work around his recovery; half days, whatever it takes."
Abbey: "He's not going to work half days. He's not going to work around his recovery. He's not going to do whatever it takes."
Jed: "That's his decision."
Abbey: "And we know what that decision is going to be."
Jed: "So I should wake him up and fire him again? Because it worked so well the first time?"
Abbey (forcefully): "Let's talk about this time. You've got to keep him out of that job. He'll kill himself for you if you don't."
After Leo awakens, Jed goes in to see his old friend. He's beside himself with sorrow and guilt, insisting that Leo isn't fired and his job is secure. Leo, like Abbey and Brock, knows better. He recalls how their journey in the Oval Office began, how their story of President and Chief of Staff started.
Leo: "You remember what you told me when you offered me the job?"
Jed: "'I need you to jump off a cliff.'"
Leo: "And I did. And I'd do it again - but you need a new Chief of Staff."
As Jed says he'll need that list of names he asked for that night at Camp David, Leo answers: "Only one name."
Then, as the President invites the other staffers to go in to see Leo, he stops CJ for a moment.
"There's something I need you to do for me ... jump off a cliff." |
CJ has no idea what that means.
But we do. For better or worse, disregarding the fact there's an entirely capable Deputy Chief of Staff already devoted to Leo and supporting his agenda, disregarding the fact President Bartlet wanted a list of names to consider ... it's the White House Press Secretary who is being offered one of the most important positions in the administration.
Okay. I guess we'll see how this goes.
Tales Of Interest!
- The title of the episode is shown over the opening scene, as the staffers return to the White House from Camp David. This is very unusual - there's been only two episodes since Pilot where the title wasn't shown with white type on a black screen: Documentary Special, which didn't actually have a title shown at all, and Twenty Five, which was black type on a white screen.
Kate: "Yesterday, Farad was cooperating with us, planning to arrest Naisan and the other perpetrators of the CoDel bombing. Then the Israelis surrounded his compound in the West Bank and his people in Gaza refused to arrest Naisan, right?"
Since Farad's encirclement by the Israelis happened before he invited himself to Camp David on Memorial Day, Kate's line indicates this episode can't be any later than the day after his self-invite, which makes this Tuesday. We can also make that same assumption given that Donna was just going into emergency blood-clot surgery on Memorial Day (eastern time), and she's still in surgery during the first part of NSF Thurmont. So how much time passes between the start of that episode and the summit? We can see where a break might appear in the episode, with a dividing line coming between the scene where we find out that Farad has turned over Naisan to the FBI (which came some seven or so hours after the President first called back to Farad after Kate's scene above) and the scenes with Marine One departing for Camp David. Having the summit begin on a Wednesday makes sense, considering what we find out in the next episode. Donna doesn't come out of her post-operation coma until the end of the episode, as the essential figures gather at Camp David, but which Wednesday is that?
Some observers might try to explain that the summit is actually taking place in the fall, at the same time as the episodes are airing. That would mean a four-month gap coming between the scene where FBI Director Arnold told the President about Naisan being turned over to them and the helicopter departure to Camp David, which means 1) four months of Leo being squeezed out of his advisor role, 2) four months of President Bartlet sitting on the intelligence about the terrorist camp in Syria without doing anything about it, and 3) four months of Donna being in a coma with Josh staying in Germany. It's inconceivable that it took that much time for those things ... at most, perhaps a week passed in that gap.
In The Birnam Wood President Bartlet told Farad his granddaughter Annie had just started high school the week before, which seems to be the writers' attempt to push these events four months later into the fall. In this episode we have both Charlie finishing up his graduation requirements at Georgetown (which is typically the spring, but colleges have graduations after the summer terms, too), and Josh mentioning something about "the fall legislative agenda" ... but stick with me here, as I prove there's no way this is happening any later than sometime in June.
Our next timeline signpost comes in The Birnam Wood, where we discover the summit takes place over five days, and day three is a Friday (so, as I mentioned, it's Wednesday when the President orders the attack on the Syrian terrorist camp as he heads to Camp David). If we add in that extra week for Donna to recover from her surgery and the summit arrangements to be made, that would mean Donna awakened and the summit began on Wednesday, June 9, with the shabbat dinner on Friday, June 11. The President fires Leo in the wee hours of Sunday, June 13, after which Leo has his heart attack and Kate comes up with the idea of peacekeepers to solve the Jerusalem problem. An announcement of a press conference/signing is made for 2 pm that Sunday afternoon. (And remember, I'm adding in an extra week here ... if the course of events actually went as we saw onscreen, with Farad turning over Naisan to the FBI on Wednesday, June 2, and Donna awakening later that day as the principals gather at the summit, everything could have actually happened a week earlier.)
And here we are, the very Sunday of that press conference/signing, as the convoys return from Camp David. News of the discovery of Leo in the woods arrives, the President and Abbey make trips to the hospital before and after that 2 pm ceremony, Josh and Toby meet with the Republican leadership. Mainly going by CJ's wardrobe change, it does appear we move from Sunday into Monday during the episode, but the final scenes would have to be on that Monday, June 14. There's really no logical way to make events play out in any different timeline.
Toby brings up the phrase as he pushes the President over the need to have an interim Chief of Staff to guide the administration's efforts to influence and control press coverage over the course of several days, not just dealing with the immediate reaction.
President: "We're doing fine."
Toby: "Today, sure. And the second-day story is how you pulled it off. But the third-day story is that Congress doesn't want to pay, that our coalition's fraying, that the spokes are coming off the wheels --"
Quotes
(Josh, Will, and Toby are in the Suburban coming back from Camp David. Toby is on the phone trying to reach Leo)
Josh: "You think the President should address a joint session of Congress?"
Toby (gesturing to his cell): "On the phone."
Josh: "You think he should address them on the phone?"
Toby: "No, I'm on the phone."
(They begin to get out of the vehicle at the White House)
Toby: "Yeah, Signal, try Mr. McGarry again."
Will: "My fellow Americans, please deposit fifty cents for three more paragraphs."
Donna: "You shouldn't wheel me around like this."
Josh: "I want to wheel you around."
Donna: "I feel like one of those Soviet premiers who's secretly been dead for ten years."
Josh: "Your speeches to the Komintern have been a little flat lately."
Donna: "Ban marriage?"
Josh: "If we won't support gay marriage, he wants the government out of it entirely."
Donna: "Who takes an idea like that seriously?"
Josh: "It's a direct-mail bonanza for the other side. Even a fringe bill to ban marriage, they'll be re-enacting Caligula at the Republican National Convention."
Donna: "You'd look cute in a toga and a dog collar."
Josh: "Thank you."
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Josh: "It's just that you might face a decision about the fall legislative agenda."
President: "What is that?"
Toby: "Would you prefer a bill to appoint an American monarch --"
Josh: "Or a ban on the institution of marriage, except in casinos and department stores."
Story threads, callbacks, and familiar faces (Hey, it's that guy!)
- It's not all that surprising to see Speaker Haffley (Steven Culp) in the White House (he's there all the time), but now we get another visit from the Senate Majority Leader, Robert Royce (H. Richard Greene, known from Mad Men, Boston Legal and The Last Ship). Royce was first seen as a member of the House in On The Day Before, but by the time of Jefferson Lives Royce had moved into the Senate and become leader of the Senate Republicans.
Speaker Haffley |
Senator Royce |
- Mallory, Leo's daughter played by Broadway's longest-running Annie, Allison Smith, is seen in the hospital waiting room. She gets a Special Guest Star credit, but no lines. Mallory was last seen in The Stormy Present, when she was Leo's date for Ford's Theatre until that trip was canceled because of former President Lassiter's death.
- I thought I recognized Rep. Benoit (Jim Abele) from somewhere, but I actually had him confused with another actor. If you were a fan of Pretty Little Liars, though, you probably saw him there. He's also appeared in a few episodes of 24 and How To Get Away With Murder.
- Chris and Greg Brock are the press corps reporters seen in this episode.
- Leo's issues with alcohol and pills are brought up by Abbey as she tries to convince Jed his heart attack wasn't a total surprise. We first learned Leo was a recovering alcoholic in Five Votes Down, and in The Short List we discover he also abused pills (later described as Valium) and went through rehab.
- Donna mentions Zoey came to see her and let her know Charlie has finished up his studies at Georgetown. Charlie and Zoey have had an on-again, off-again relationship ever since they met in The Crackpots And These Women - they were dating by early 2000 through at least The Midterms. They broke up sometime after that, as Zoey began dating Jean-Paul just before Christmas 2002 (Holy Night), but she and Charlie were trying to work out some sort of relationship as she tried to break up with Jean-Paul just before her kidnapping in spring 2003 (Commencement). By Christmas 2003 (Abu el Banat) it seems maybe they still have something going on, and now Zoey is telling Donna about Charlie's studies, so ... are they back? Or at least working on it?
- The President calling Will in to talk about NATO's response to the peacekeeping plan reminds us that Will's father Thomas Bailey was Supreme Commander of NATO Allied Forces, and Will actually grew up in Brussels (from Game On).
- The Martin Sheen/Jed Bartlet jacket flip returns. Sheen's left shoulder was injured at birth, making it difficult to lift that arm over the shoulder, so he flips jackets over his head to get them on.
- WHAT'S NEXT - CJ gets a "what's next?" in a walk-and-talk with Carol, as she asks about what's on the schedule while Leo is in surgery.
DC location shots
- None.
They Do Exist! It's The Real Person, or Thing
- More looks at the MSNBC logo, as the NBC network realizes they can promote their own cable news network on their broadcast entertainment shows.
- A bottle of Suave hand lotion is seen on CJ's desk.
- As CJ and Greg Brock trade wisecracks about press coverage Brock remarks he hasn't owned a typewriter "since the Coolidge administration." Brock also later says their 30's comedy back-and-forth makes him break out his imitation of Cary Grant.
- Josh calls Turkmenistan "a nation of Labradors run by Zeppo Marx."
- Josh also says if Rep. Benoit's marriage ban goes public, the Republican National Convention will be re-enacting Caligula.
- An exasperated CJ, responding to the Treasury Secretary's denial of the administration considering expanding the child tax credit, wonders "what in Alexander Hamilton's name were we doing."
- Josh describes the array of treats in the hospital waiting room as "like a torture chamber designed by renegade Keebler elves."